I’m visiting my mom, && I wake up this morning to my brother staring at me on my couch, I look at him and I’m like, what the fuck bro? And he goes… “I’m sorry, I was trying to figure out what that is” and points at me, I go “Fuck off asshole, that’s rude!” and he goes “Not you dip shit the fucking giraffe mask on the back of the fucking couch!!” lmao. wow.




